SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“well, it started out by me going to my best friend’s little brothers birthday party, me and my friends (older than the rest of the kids) decide to get drunk while the party is going on at the other parts of the house, so anyways, i hog most of the skyy bottle and drink about 2/3rds of the bottle over the course of about 30 minutes, i also had some cranberry juice for the flavor, within a short time, i was really shitfaced, and one of the last memories i can recall is watching the kids whack the pinata while i was slumped on the porch outside, i black out and when i wake up, im on my stomach on a bed, and my face is in a pillow, and theres 2 midgets jacking off onto me, i get up shocked and disoriented, and i turn to see my mom in the doorway with a dissapointed face on her.“

- submitted by “ketchup-suicide”

“On the night of Easter, 2006, I was sitting on a chair playing with a knife. I set the knife on my stomach, and when I reached over for my glass of vodka, I badly cut my hand. I bandaged it with a sock and kept drinking. Several hours later I was intrugued by all the blood, so I repetitiously jabbed the knife into my leg, making small wounds that bled little dots of blod. Once or twice I went too deep, about a fourth of an inch into my leg. This bled a lot. The next morning I bandaged it and went to a strip club.”

- submitted by “Mike”

“Went out to a house party on an empty stomach. drank my whole 700ml bottle of vodka myself. Wound up in the host’s little sisters room with the worst looking girl at the party and got walked in on while rounding 3rd (i was so gone i couldnt feel anything below my waist anyway). Dont remember anything else from the night but i apparently hit on the hosts little sister. Saw the 1st girl on the train the next night while out with all my mates who somehow knew about it already…..shameover”

- submitted by “Vodka is Evil”

“Got schnockered on Jagermeister and vodka on an empty stomach. I am told that I threatened someone with a knife and managed to hit on a co worker that I just met. The only thing I personally remember is painting on the dining table with water colors. The rest is a blank. I want that Saturday night back.”

- from “Buster Blackout”

“I woke up naked with a terrible blackout just to find out that I had sex with my boyfriend but before that someone took me off the swimming pool because I was passed out there. Now I have a huge shameover and my ex is a stalker who doesn’t quit talking shit about me just because I don’t want to be with him anymore.”

- submitted by “NoMoreVodka”