SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“got trashed at a house party, dont know how..probably mixing lots of spirits but anyway. i blacked out and i’ve managed to piece together the events of the night in loose order from around 1am till 6am. 1) drunkenly
hitting on lots of girls 2) pissing in the hosts bathtub while people watched 3) biting my friends and a stranger leaving a massive bruise on her leg apparently 4) probably as a result of biting the stranger and leaving a massive bruise, almost getting in a fight with a bunch of foreign exchange students 5) hastily being dragged from the house leaving a number of personal possessions and stealing someones hat 6) puking on the train home in front of a lot of concerned looking buissiness men. i hid under my covers for a week after that.”

- from “ihatemyself“

“I was living in Long Island and went out to bars in NYC one Thursday night. I wound up heading to take the LIRR back home at around 3am from Penn Station. Next thing I know it’s 7am and I’m laying face up on the waiting room floor. It took me five minutes to figure out where I was. Then I had to spend the next hour on the train with my longest, most hungover, walk of shame. The looks from commutters in suits was priceless.”

- submitted by “e“