SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“well, it started out by me going to my best friend’s little brothers birthday party, me and my friends (older than the rest of the kids) decide to get drunk while the party is going on at the other parts of the house, so anyways, i hog most of the skyy bottle and drink about 2/3rds of the bottle over the course of about 30 minutes, i also had some cranberry juice for the flavor, within a short time, i was really shitfaced, and one of the last memories i can recall is watching the kids whack the pinata while i was slumped on the porch outside, i black out and when i wake up, im on my stomach on a bed, and my face is in a pillow, and theres 2 midgets jacking off onto me, i get up shocked and disoriented, and i turn to see my mom in the doorway with a dissapointed face on her.“

- submitted by “ketchup-suicide”

“I woke up with someone I shouldn’t have, but thats not a surprise. She’s a good friend, think its gone a little wrong. I head dived through a fence. I kissed the hosts mother when she popped round. I broke my friends finger, and his bed. I now have scratchmarks all down my back, my girlfriend is not going to like that. I texted my ex girlfriend, a hell of a lot, and told another i’m going to break up with my girlfriend for her, even though I forgot her birthday. I put my foot through my friends TV, I threw up all over his living room, I kissed three of my guy friends for fun, I glassed another friend and pushed him in front of a car. Jack Daniels doesn’t go down well with my mind. Bit of a shameover, to be fair.”

- submitted by “Snooty Idiot. Blonde.”

“sneaking a boy out the back door when my mom stopped by (and getting caught). i am 28 years old.”

- submitted by “lunastar“