SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“I woke up with someone I shouldn’t have, but thats not a surprise. She’s a good friend, think its gone a little wrong. I head dived through a fence. I kissed the hosts mother when she popped round. I broke my friends finger, and his bed. I now have scratchmarks all down my back, my girlfriend is not going to like that. I texted my ex girlfriend, a hell of a lot, and told another i’m going to break up with my girlfriend for her, even though I forgot her birthday. I put my foot through my friends TV, I threw up all over his living room, I kissed three of my guy friends for fun, I glassed another friend and pushed him in front of a car. Jack Daniels doesn’t go down well with my mind. Bit of a shameover, to be fair.”

- submitted by “Snooty Idiot. Blonde.”

“Definitely should not have hooked up with all those people last night.  I work with all of them. Can’t WAIT for the office tomorrow.”

- submitted by “Ms.V”