SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“I’ve got so many but I think my lowest moment was when I had a lot of pints and a few JDs in a niteclub, passed out, got kicked out by the bouncers, tried to get back into said niteclub and ended up with 3 bouncers holding me down with a knee sticking into my head. Went home to my mates house, puked all over his couch, fell asleep and pissed my pants. Wasn’t gleaming with pride the next few days I can tell ya that.”

- submitted by “HooerinSlayerBastard”

“I woke up with someone I shouldn’t have, but thats not a surprise. She’s a good friend, think its gone a little wrong. I head dived through a fence. I kissed the hosts mother when she popped round. I broke my friends finger, and his bed. I now have scratchmarks all down my back, my girlfriend is not going to like that. I texted my ex girlfriend, a hell of a lot, and told another i’m going to break up with my girlfriend for her, even though I forgot her birthday. I put my foot through my friends TV, I threw up all over his living room, I kissed three of my guy friends for fun, I glassed another friend and pushed him in front of a car. Jack Daniels doesn’t go down well with my mind. Bit of a shameover, to be fair.”

- submitted by “Snooty Idiot. Blonde.”