SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“Exactly one week ago I went to a birthday garden party after drinking quite a bit of sparkling wine und beer. At least I was drunk enough that I didn’t care that I was still wearing a suit. Then I cross-drunk misc booze with lots of whiskey and having random over honestly talks with others until my memory fades. I losely remember lying around somewhere behind the garden house. My memory kicks back in where I arrived at a bus stop with a friend at around 5 in the morning and I am desperatly trying to puke without success. About this time I noticed that I lost my jacket with all the valuables so I just stumbled in the bus and lay down somewhere and all I remember is a bus driver in an outrage with my friend trying to calm him down. Next day I called some people for my jacket and it was found soaked with (propably my own) vomit, as well as parts of the rest of the suit. Luckily the memories did not come back yet and hopefully never will.”

- submitted by “Glars”

“well, it started out by me going to my best friend’s little brothers birthday party, me and my friends (older than the rest of the kids) decide to get drunk while the party is going on at the other parts of the house, so anyways, i hog most of the skyy bottle and drink about 2/3rds of the bottle over the course of about 30 minutes, i also had some cranberry juice for the flavor, within a short time, i was really shitfaced, and one of the last memories i can recall is watching the kids whack the pinata while i was slumped on the porch outside, i black out and when i wake up, im on my stomach on a bed, and my face is in a pillow, and theres 2 midgets jacking off onto me, i get up shocked and disoriented, and i turn to see my mom in the doorway with a dissapointed face on her.“

- submitted by “ketchup-suicide”

“I woke up with someone I shouldn’t have, but thats not a surprise. She’s a good friend, think its gone a little wrong. I head dived through a fence. I kissed the hosts mother when she popped round. I broke my friends finger, and his bed. I now have scratchmarks all down my back, my girlfriend is not going to like that. I texted my ex girlfriend, a hell of a lot, and told another i’m going to break up with my girlfriend for her, even though I forgot her birthday. I put my foot through my friends TV, I threw up all over his living room, I kissed three of my guy friends for fun, I glassed another friend and pushed him in front of a car. Jack Daniels doesn’t go down well with my mind. Bit of a shameover, to be fair.”

- submitted by “Snooty Idiot. Blonde.”

“it was a couple of years ago. i was sitting on the balcony (8th floor) on my friends b-day and drinking beer. on one moment i just asked myself: “if i throw the bottle, where would it land - on the grass or sidewalk?”. it landed on back window of a new mazda sports-car…”

- submitted by “empty molotov cocktail”

“We shared a bottle of champagne to celebrate her birthday and I wound up talking the whole night about a new theory for tax protesting and interpersonal loans. UGGHHH SOOOO DUMB…”

- submitted by “TKing“