“haven’t been rockin’ out like i used to… and my friend gave me 1/2 a pot cookie. was totally in a groove for a couple hours, but then started drinkin beer and margaritas before dinner. next thing i know, i’m half passed out in the bathroom with my friends bangin on the door. couldn’t really talk and had to get escorted home before the lights went out…”
Submitted by “Silly Stoner”
“I got really wasted, i drunk a bottle of white wine, and after that a bottle of beer. I went to a party with some friends, but i was way too drunk, so they told me to get a bus and go home, but i didnt, so i started walking like 10 blocks, till i passed out in the street. That was at aroudn 3 AM, i woke up at 5:30 AM, in a total mess, and went home. I was ashamed of what happend after my whole family found out.”
- submitted by “Cool“
“I’ve got so many but I think my lowest moment was when I had a lot of pints and a few JDs in a niteclub, passed out, got kicked out by the bouncers, tried to get back into said niteclub and ended up with 3 bouncers holding me down with a knee sticking into my head. Went home to my mates house, puked all over his couch, fell asleep and pissed my pants. Wasn’t gleaming with pride the next few days I can tell ya that.”
- submitted by “HooerinSlayerBastard”
“Exactly one week ago I went to a birthday garden party after drinking quite a bit of sparkling wine und beer. At least I was drunk enough that I didn’t care that I was still wearing a suit. Then I cross-drunk misc booze with lots of whiskey and having random over honestly talks with others until my memory fades. I losely remember lying around somewhere behind the garden house. My memory kicks back in where I arrived at a bus stop with a friend at around 5 in the morning and I am desperatly trying to puke without success. About this time I noticed that I lost my jacket with all the valuables so I just stumbled in the bus and lay down somewhere and all I remember is a bus driver in an outrage with my friend trying to calm him down. Next day I called some people for my jacket and it was found soaked with (propably my own) vomit, as well as parts of the rest of the suit. Luckily the memories did not come back yet and hopefully never will.”
- submitted by “Glars”
“got totally shittered one night on that devil brew whisky and beer, tried to dance to a live band but instead ended up falling into a table in front of two very attractive ladies who, needless to say, lost any interest they might have once had for me. Then i went to another show and was drinking heavily on the patio. When I decided to leave, i found out i couldn’t take my beers with me, and was subsequently chased down and attacked by the bouncer in front of all my friends. Two other ladies found my predicament very hilarious, and in response to thier laughter, i took off my shirt and was trying to fight them, but was restrained by my friends, who decided to take me to a bar, where i took a shot of whiskey, spit it all over the bar, fell down in front of the bar to the ridicule of many passers by. Then was carried to a buddies van where it was rumoured that i shit myself, although that was not confirmed. ended up half inside, half outside my door puking on myself. ah, memories! cheers!”
- submitted by “The Program”
“it was a couple of years ago. i was sitting on the balcony (8th floor) on my friends b-day and drinking beer. on one moment i just asked myself: “if i throw the bottle, where would it land - on the grass or sidewalk?”. it landed on back window of a new mazda sports-car…”
- submitted by “empty molotov cocktail”