SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

“I got trashed at my office party. I told everyone (and their date) all the personal issues I am having with my boyfriend and that I can’t leave since we share a dog together and he will kill the dog if I leave (not true). I then all the sudden decided I needed to go home and despite objections from everyone (plus cab money given to me by my boss) I got into my car and backed into a pole. I messed my bumper up badly and it will cost my over $1000 to fix (apparently I bent the frame) I am embarrased to go to work now and am highly considering finding another job.”

Submitted by “E”

“haven’t been rockin’ out like i used to… and my friend gave me 1/2 a pot cookie.  was totally in a groove for a couple hours, but then started drinkin beer and margaritas before dinner.  next thing i know, i’m half passed out in the bathroom with my friends bangin on the door.  couldn’t really talk and had to get escorted home before the lights went out…”

Submitted by “Silly Stoner”

“My band was on a U.S. tour a few years ago and we were staying at a friend’s house in rural California.  We were all totally hammered off our asses.  My guitarist was being super annoying, wouldn’t shut up, and kept stealing everybody’s shots of whiskey.  I tied him to a chair by his dreadlocks, but he escaped.  Finally my friend suggested I pull a gun on him to shut him up.  “I can’t do that!”, I said.  “Come on man, it isn’t loaded, look!”.  “OK, fine”.  I cocked it in the guitarist’s face and started laughing hysterically.  He punched me so fuckin hard in the jaw… but I was still laughing.  That was quite a shameover.”

- submitted by “Adam”

“Got way too drunk, slept with someone way too ugly. Dont know how I can look myself in the mirror again.”

Submitted by “Mad”

“Got drunk at friends house party and decided to give a friend a lap dance to the lap dance scene music from death proof. This being in a lit room with others also watching and the door open so others could come and see the horror. At the time i thought i was the sexiest thing on four legs and doing a hell of a job. In the morning i was ashamed and bewildered and so here i am.”

Submitted by “Mr-F”

“Did the dress-up-like-Santa-party-and-get-wasted-but-don’t-remember-second-half-of-night thing again.”

- submitted by “Shameover Claus”