Mere Speculation
“fiancee left me, so i was drinking a lot… went out with the boys, got drunk, bars closed, went back to the house for more drinking… (3am) buddy’s girlfriend hears “people drinking” in the carport beneath her apartment. (4am) other friend’s girlfriend shows up for some ass and sees someone passed out in random mini-van with shoes neatly placed outside the open car door. (4:30am) first girlfriend leaves for work to find me sound asleep on the couch. (6am) i wake up and go home, but can’t find my shoes… (8am)
later that day we start drinking again at which point the different parts of the story come together, and everyone blames “the guy passed out in the mini-van” on me. (4pm) we find out it was the landlord’s mini-van!!!! (5pm)
i still say it wasn’t me”
submitted by “NotMe”
Tags: passed out