SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

And The Winner Is…

wied9 — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:46:30 +0000

“We were at an outdoor concert and drinking and smoking alot. I thought a bench was attacking me, so I attacked it back, and broke my left hand. I had to explain that shameover every single time someone asked me what happened”

submitted by “OUCH”

At Least A Computer Can’t Tell Her Friends

wied9 — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 19:22:16 +0000

“I trashed my place in a drunken rage… and more than anything I really wanted to destroy my computer. To make sure I didn’t do it, my friends had to take me to their place for the night to watch over me till i passed out…

It was funny afterwards cause I’m a total tech nerd but drinking puts me into this primal state of mind, where I hate all technology. Weird.

But nothing is worse than a long night of drinking, and then bringing a girl home , and not being able to perform…that one always sucks.”

submitted by “dr-jekyll-and-mr-hyde.com”

You Talking To ME???

wied9 — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:17:54 +0000

“I was really, really drunk and for some reason I got really, really angry at… a painting. I started yelling at it and had a really long heated conversation with it as if it was talking back to me. I don’t remember any of this. Of course my friends were right there recording it with their cell phones. The worst part is that I actually lost the argument, the last thing I said before passing out was ‘OK, you win, you’re right’..

Now whenever someone talks about art when we’re hanging out, the cell phones come out and I get to relive my shameover again and again.”

- submitted by “picassohater“

No, You CANNOT Use The Bathroom

wied9 — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:35:15 +0000

“I was drunk at a party and went into the bathrom and locked the door but somehow accidentally shut off the lights and when i couldn’t find the light switch, I tried to open the door but it was stuck and suddenly I got really claustrophobic and starting screaming for help like it was the end of the world and in the process of trying to find the light switch I broke almost everything imaginable in the bathroom.

apparently I was only in there for like 2 minutes and when the door opened the entire party was quiet and staring at me in there. I don’t know why I freaked out, and now people still joke every time I use the bathroom. worst shameover ever”

- submitted by “Sarah’s not my real name”

Mere Speculation

wied9 — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:13:48 +0000

“fiancee left me, so i was drinking a lot… went out with the boys, got drunk, bars closed, went back to the house for more drinking… (3am) buddy’s girlfriend hears “people drinking” in the carport beneath her apartment. (4am) other friend’s girlfriend shows up for some ass and sees someone passed out in random mini-van with shoes neatly placed outside the open car door. (4:30am) first girlfriend leaves for work to find me sound asleep on the couch. (6am) i wake up and go home, but can’t find my shoes… (8am)

later that day we start drinking again at which point the different parts of the story come together, and everyone blames “the guy passed out in the mini-van” on me. (4pm) we find out it was the landlord’s mini-van!!!! (5pm)

i still say it wasn’t me”

submitted by “NotMe”

Words Of (shameover) Wisdom

wied9 — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:12:50 +0000

“I went to a party yesterday, I never drink cause I am into sports, but I wanted to drink yesterday, the good thing is that gave me courage to talk to a lot of people, and it was fun, cause I hooked up with a lot of girls, but one girl slapped me. in the end I hooked up, but, still, it sucks when you do stupid things that you later regret, and that people after that judge you and that wasn’t even the real you.

When you drink cool things can happen as well as shameful things”

Submitted by “HSGL”