SHAMEOVER CENTRAL

fiancee left me, so i was drinking a lot…  went out with the boys, got drunk, bars closed, went back to the house for more drinking… (3am) buddy’s girlfriend hears “people drinking” in the carport beneath her apartment.  (4am)  other friend’s girlfriend shows up for some ass and sees someone passed out in random mini-van with shoes neatly placed outside the open car door. (4:30am)  first girlfriend leaves for work to find me sound asleep on the couch. (6am)  i wake up and go home, but can’t find my shoes… (8am)

later that day we start drinking again at which point the different parts of the story come together, and everyone blames “the guy passed out in the mini-van” on me. (4pm)  we find out it was the landlord’s mini-van!!!! (5pm)

i still say it wasn’t me

submitted by “NotMe”

“I went to a party yesterday, I never drink cause I am into sports, but I wanted to drink yesterday, the good thing is that gave me courage to talk to a lot of people, and it was fun, cause I hooked up with a lot of girls, but with some girls I wasn’t to kind, and one girl slapped me and few girls were running for me, in the end I hooked up, but, still, it sucks when you do stupid things that you later regret, and that people after that judge you and that wasn’t even the real you.

When you drink cool things can happen as well as shameful things, but I rather be myself and later don’t regret what I didn’t had under control and that people think you did.”

Submitted by “HSGL”

“I got trashed at my office party. I told everyone (and their date) all the personal issues I am having with my boyfriend and that I can’t leave since we share a dog together and he will kill the dog if I leave (not true). I then all the sudden decided I needed to go home and despite objections from everyone (plus cab money given to me by my boss) I got into my car and backed into a pole. I messed my bumper up badly and it will cost my over $1000 to fix (apparently I bent the frame) I am embarrased to go to work now and am highly considering finding another job.”

Submitted by “E”

“haven’t been rockin’ out like i used to… and my friend gave me 1/2 a pot cookie.  was totally in a groove for a couple hours, but then started drinkin beer and margaritas before dinner.  next thing i know, i’m half passed out in the bathroom with my friends bangin on the door.  couldn’t really talk and had to get escorted home before the lights went out…”

Submitted by “Silly Stoner”

“My band was on a U.S. tour a few years ago and we were staying at a friend’s house in rural California.  We were all totally hammered off our asses.  My guitarist was being super annoying, wouldn’t shut up, and kept stealing everybody’s shots of whiskey.  I tied him to a chair by his dreadlocks, but he escaped.  Finally my friend suggested I pull a gun on him to shut him up.  “I can’t do that!”, I said.  “Come on man, it isn’t loaded, look!”.  “OK, fine”.  I cocked it in the guitarist’s face and started laughing hysterically.  He punched me so fuckin hard in the jaw… but I was still laughing.  That was quite a shameover.”

- submitted by “Adam”

“Got way too drunk, slept with someone way too ugly. Dont know how I can look myself in the mirror again.”

Submitted by “Mad”